Dumpster Rentals Bear Lake Pa

It’s time we had a long talk about dumpster rentals Bear Lake. Not for those empty pizza boxes you see stacked up on counters full of grease and crumbs after parties. Not those funky few diapers that catch your nose off-guard there smelling like bad cheese and swamp-water. Those beat-down teddies and that one-legged Barbie. That chewed up army guy from ten-thousand years ago that shows up every so-often to prove you might be a hoarder. That shirt you keep saying you swear you’ll wear once your abs are on-point and it’s nice enough out. I’m talking that real garbage, darling, like drywall and wood fragments you get from gutting the bathroom for that remodeling project. Where you find that secret room from the prohibition era, with moonshine and creepy pics that look like ghosts, but you’re not sure, It might be old cameras, supernatural events, or they could just be ugly but you could never admit that.  When you find a dead rodent with bugs all around and you’re like: “Could I have taken this raccoon in a fight?” You’re some Mr. Fix-It, but you know guys that are better and you’re like darn I could have moved to Vegas in the eighties, when gas was like thirteen-cents-a-gallon. But then you think about that movie where those guys almost got caught and you’re glad you stayed at home to grow the business. Where there’s so much junk you’re lost in your place and you’re wondering where all these coffee cups came from. The poltergeists are probably playing cards like ten feet away and where’s the Long-Island Medium when you need her. That’s when you call Pro Waste about a rolloff dumpster, because you admit you’ve always been a bit scared of the dark. It’s a bathroom, not the friggin Roman Coleseum so you should just chill and let us help you with the trash. A waste of waste management is still very much a waste, so just pick up that phone there and call about dumpster rentals.